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24 Adorable Preschool Jokes Your Kids Will Love [Latest 2022]

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1 What’s a kitten’s favorite color?
2 Why did the banana go to the doctor?
3 How does the ocean say hi?
4 What do elves learn in school?
5 What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?
6 What do you call a dancing lamb?
7 What do you call a snowman in the summer?
8 What kind of flower grows on your face?
9 What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
10 Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
11 How do bees get to school?
12 What’s a cow’s favorite thing to do on a Friday night?
13 What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping?
14 What did the triceratops sit on?
15 What animal cheats at games?
16 What does a ghost eat for dinner?
17 What does a tree like to drink?
18 What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
19 What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
20 Where do pencils go for vacation?
21 What time do you go to the dentist?
22 Why are teddy bears never hungry?
23 What did one volcano say to the other?
24 What kind of tree fits in your hand?
24.1 Love these funny preschool jokes for kids? Check out our Cutest Kindergarten Jokes To Start the Day.
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There’s nothing better than sharing a good laugh with students, so why not bring a little humor into your preschool classroom? Brighten the mood and get your day off to a great start with these adorable preschool jokes that your kids are sure to love!

What’s a kitten’s favorite color?

What’s a kitten’s favorite color?

What’s a kitten’s favorite color?

Purrrrr-ple.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t “peeling” well.

How does the ocean say hi?

How does the ocean say hi?

How does the ocean say hi?

It waves.

What do elves learn in school?

What do elves learn in school?

What do elves learn in school?

The ELF-abet.

What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?

What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?

What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

What do you call a dancing lamb?

What do you call a dancing lamb?

What do you call a dancing lamb?

A baaaaaaa-llerina.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

A puddle.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

What kind of flower grows on your face?

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tu-lips.

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?

Arrrrrrrrrr.

Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll “let it go.”

How do bees get to school?

How do bees get to school?

How do bees get to school?

On a school “buzz.”

What’s a cow’s favorite thing to do on a Friday night?

What’s a cow’s favorite thing to do on a Friday night?

What’s a cow’s favorite thing to do on a Friday night?

Go to the moooooooooovies.

What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping?

What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping?

What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping?

A dino-SNORE.

What did the triceratops sit on?

What did the triceratops sit on?

What did the triceratops sit on?

It’s tricera-bottom.

What animal cheats at games?

What animal cheats at games?

What animal cheats at games?

A cheetah.

What does a ghost eat for dinner?

What does a ghost eat for dinner?

What does a ghost eat for dinner?

Spoooooook-ghetti.

What does a tree like to drink?

What does a tree like to drink?

What does a tree like to drink?

Root beer.

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A bunny ribbit.

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What time do you go to the dentist?

What time do you go to the dentist?

What time do you go to the dentist?

At tooth-hurty.

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

They’re always stuffed.

What did one volcano say to the other?

What did one volcano say to the other?

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree.

Love these funny preschool jokes for kids? Check out our Cutest Kindergarten Jokes To Start the Day.

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24 Adorable Preschool Jokes Your Kids Will Love

24 Adorable Preschool Jokes Your Kids Will Love

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