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There’s nothing better than sharing a good laugh with students, so why not bring a little humor into your preschool classroom? Brighten the mood and get your day off to a great start with these adorable preschool jokes that your kids are sure to love!
What’s a kitten’s favorite color?
Purrrrr-ple.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t “peeling” well.
How does the ocean say hi?
It waves.
What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet.
What do you get if you put three ducks in a box?
A box of quackers.
What do you call a dancing lamb?
A baaaaaaa-llerina.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.
What kind of flower grows on your face?
Tu-lips.
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrrrrrr.
Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll “let it go.”
How do bees get to school?
On a school “buzz.”
What’s a cow’s favorite thing to do on a Friday night?
Go to the moooooooooovies.
What is a dinosaur called when it’s sleeping?
A dino-SNORE.
What did the triceratops sit on?
It’s tricera-bottom.
What animal cheats at games?
A cheetah.
What does a ghost eat for dinner?
Spoooooook-ghetti.
What does a tree like to drink?
Root beer.
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A bunny ribbit.
Where do pencils go for vacation?
Pencil-vania.
What time do you go to the dentist?
At tooth-hurty.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They’re always stuffed.
What did one volcano say to the other?
I lava you!
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree.
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