Cats are majestic and whimsical creatures that bring joy to those around them. If just the thought of these sweet and fuzzy creatures makes you smile, these hiss-terical cat jokes for kids will have you laughing out loud. They are purrfect for kids of all ages, even if some of them are a bit cheesy!
What color do kittens love the most?
Purrple.
What did the kitten have at its birthday party?
A pounce house.
What do you call a pirate with a cat on his shoulder?
A purr-ate.
What do you call a cat who lives at the beach?
Sandy claws.
What do you get when you cross a ball with a cat?
A fur ball.
What do you call an old tomcat?
Grand-paw.
What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
Why do cats hate laptops?
What is a cat’s favorite cereal?
Mice Krispies.
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because he’s always spotted.
How do you spell mousetrap using only three letters?
C-A-T!
What is a cat’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate mouse.
What do you call a cat who became a doctor?
A first-aid cat.
What is a cat’s favorite movie?
The Sound of Mewsic.
Why can’t you watch a movie with a cat?
He can’t stop pushing the paws button.
What do cats like to eat on hot days?
Mice cream cones.
What’s a cat’s favorite TV show?
Claw and Order.
What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
MEWsic.
What song do kittens always request at dances?
Mice Mice Baby.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a parrot?
A carrot.
Why do cats make terrible storytellers?
How does a cat decide what he wants from a store?
He flips through the cat-alog.
What kind of musician do cats like to be?
Purr-cussionists.
What do you call cats that live in igloos?
Eski-meows.
What is a cat’s favorite day of the week?
Cat-urday.
When cats need to go to the airport, who do they call?
A tabby.
How is a cat like a coin?
It has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
Why can’t a group of cats get together to play games?
There are too many cheetahs.
What happens when cats who like each other go on a date?
They hiss.
What happened after the cat ate a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
What do you call a cat police force?
Claw enforcement.
What’s a cat’s favorite sport?
Hairball.
Why did the teenage cat get sent to his room?
He had a bad cat-titude.
How do you know your cat used your computer?
Your mouse has teeth marks on it.
