Is there any more natural pairing than children and dogs? Perhaps children and silly jokes? Grab Fido and check out these paws-itively hilarious dog jokes for kids!
1. What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?
A shampoo-dle.
2. Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie.
3. What is the difference between a pet tree and a pet dog?
The pet tree has a quieter bark.
4. Why didn’t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer.
5. What do you call a frozen dog?
A pupsicle.
6. Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the “barking” lot.
7. What do you call a boy dog who is getting old?
GrandPAW.
8. When is a black dog not a black dog?
When he’s a greyhound.
9. What is a dog that sneezes?
A-choo-wawa.
10. What did the hungry dalmatian say after his meal?
That hit the spots.
11. Why was the dog such a good storyteller?
He knew how to paws for dramatic effect.
12. What kind of dog doesn’t bark?
A hush puppy.
13. What do you call a cold dog?
A chili dog.
14. What dog keeps the best time?
A watchdog.
15. Why did the dog stay out of the sun?
So he wouldn’t be a hot dog.
16. What do dogs have that other animals don’t have?
Puppies.
17. Where won’t you find a dog shopping?
A flea market.
18. What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
19. What do you get when you cross a dog with a computer?
Lots of bytes.
20. Who gives dogs Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.
21. Why did the dog do so well in school?
He was the teacher’s pet.
22. Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
23. What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A golden receiver.
24. Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle.
25. What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
Bone appétit.
26. What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
Pupperoni.
27. Why did the dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
He kept seeing spots.
28. What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
A pet-degree.
29. What is a vampire’s favorite breed of dog?
A bloodhound.
30. What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Ruff.
31. Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
32. What is a dog’s favorite kind of store?
A re-tail store.
33. What time is it when 10 dogs chase a cat?
10 after 1.
34. What kind of dog chases things that are red?
A bulldog.
35. What dog can jump higher than a building?
Any dog because buildings can’t jump.
36. What did the dog say to the flea?
Stop bugging me.
37. How do you spell dog backwards?
D-O-G-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S.
38. Why was everyone shocked that I let my dog drive my car?
They had never seen a dog park before.
39. What kind of dog never throws anything away?
A hoarder collie.
40. Why do puppies leave trash everywhere?
They are part of a litter.
