November 24 is ideal around the corner, and everyone is craving Thanksgiving break and some turkey and stuffing. Soothe the enjoyment with some tummy laughs courtesy of our preferred corny Thanksgiving jokes for kids!
1. Why did the turkey cross the roadway?
He desired individuals to believe he was a chicken. 2. Which side of the turkey has the most plumes? The outdoors! 3. Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots. 4. What do you use to Thanksgiving supper ? A har-vest. 5. What do you get if you divide the area of a pumpkin by its size? Pumpkin pi. 6. Why do turkeys love rainy days
? They enjoy fowl weather. 7. Why do turkeys gobble?
Due to the fact that they never ever found out table manners.
8. What’s a turkey’s favorite Thanksgiving food? Nothing– it’s currently stuffed. 9. Knock knock. Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers? 10. What instrument does a turkey play? The drumstick! 11. What do you call a running turkey?
Fast food. 12. What did the turkey say to
the computer system?
Google, google.
13. What type of key can’t open doors? A tur-key. 14. What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash. 15. What’s the best song to play while cooking a turkey
?”All About That Baste.”16. What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?< img alt="What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving? Fortunate!"width=" 1080"height ="
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Wing wing wing! 18. What’s a turkey’s preferred dessert?
Apple gobbler. 19. What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians. 20. How did the salt and pepper invite their guests?
“Wobble, wobble!”31. What do you call Thanksgiving
if you’re self-centered? Thanks-taking. 32. What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost? A poultry-geist! 33. What comes at the beginning of a Thanksgiving parade? The letter”p.”34.
What should you anticipate at the end of Thanksgiving?
The letter” g.”35. Did you hear about the scarecrow who won very first prize? It was outstanding in its field
. 36. Why do not side meals tell jokes? They’re too corny. 37. Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?< img alt="Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving? Due to the fact that it's a-maize-ing.-thanksgiving jokes for kids"width="1080"height="1080"data-src="https://s18670.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/Thanksgiving-Jokes-36.gif"src="image/gif; base64, R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw=="/ > Since it’s a-maize-ing. 38. How do little pumpkins cross the road? With a crossing gourd. 39. What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
“Quack.
“40. What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve it pizza and ice cream. 41. Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field? He wanted mashed potatoes. 42. Knock knock. Who
Naturally! Buildings can’t jump. 46. Knock knock. Who exists? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen is Thanksgiving supper? I’m starving! 47. What do turkeys say on Thanksgiving?”Moo.”48. Did you hear about the turkey prom?
