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These 50 Weather Jokes for Kids Will Blow You Away [Latest 2022]

Planetic Net by Planetic Net
April 4, 2023
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1 What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
2 What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?
3 What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?
4 What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?
5 What goes up when the rain comes down?
6 Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?
7 What is it called when it rains chickens and ducks?
8 What bow can’t be tied?
9 What did the tornado say to the sports car?
10 Why is it cold on Christmas?
11 What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
12 How did the hurricane see?
13 If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
14 What did one volcano say to the other volcano?
15 What happens when winter arrives?
16 When does it rain money?
17 What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
18 What do you get if you cross a shark with ice?
19 What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job?
20 I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
21 It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.
22 Why should you meditate during a storm?
23 Why did the weather ask for privacy?
24 What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
25 What happened to the snowman during the heat wave?
26 How does a thunderstorm catch fish?
27 What do you call a snowstorm in a magical land?
28 What do you call an old snowman?
29 Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?
30 What did the rain say to the Earth?
31 What do you say on a snowy day?
32 Why did the thermometer go to college?
33 Where does a snowman keep its money?
34 Why didn’t the icicle go to school?
35 Where do snowmen put their websites?
36 What do snowmen sleep on?
37 What does the wind eat?
38 What’s the richest kind of air?
39 How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
40 When are your eyes not eyes?
41 What falls but never hits the ground?
42 Who does everyone listen to but no one believes?
43 Why is the sun so smart?
44 What is the best day to go to the beach?
45 Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
46 What did one raindrop say to the other?
47 How did my cat know about tomorrow’s weather?
48 What type of humor does a dust storm have?
49 What does a mountain wear on its head?
50 What do trees say after a long winter?
50.1 Do you have any favorite weather jokes? Share them on the WeAreTeachers HELPLINE on Facebook.
50.2 Plus, check out our favorite jokes for kids about animals and science.

Sometimes students need a laugh to get through the day. If you’re teaching a unit about weather or want to spice up your morning meeting weather reports, why not tie in a few jokes with the lesson? Below are 50 jokes about weather to share with your class. Rain or shine, we’ve got you covered with some hilarious weather jokes for the classroom!

What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.- Weather Jokes

You have to be careful not to step in a poodle.

What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane?

What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.

I have my eye on you.

What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?

What did one hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.

You’re shocking!

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat?

What does a cloud wear under its raincoat? Thunderwear.- Weather Jokes

Thunderwear.

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What goes up when the rain comes down? An umbrella.

An umbrella.

Why shouldn’t you fight with a cloud?

Why shouldn't you fight with a cloud? It will storm out on you.

It will storm out on you.

What is it called when it rains chickens and ducks?

What is it called when it rains chickens and ducks? Fowl weather.- Weather Jokes

Fowl weather.

What bow can’t be tied?

What bow can't be tied? A rainbow.

A rainbow.

What did the tornado say to the sports car?

What did the tornado say to the sports car? Want to go for a spin?

Want to go for a spin?

Why is it cold on Christmas?

Why is it cold on Christmas? Because it's in Decembrrrrr!- Weather Jokes

Because it’s in Decembrrrrr!

What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?

What's the difference between a horse and the weather? One is reined up and the other rains down.

One is reined up and the other rains down.

How did the hurricane see?

How did the hurricane see? With its eye.

With its eye.

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?

If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.- Weather Jokes

The conductor.

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

I lava you.

What happens when winter arrives?

What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves.

Autumn leaves.

When does it rain money?

When does it rain money? When there's change in the weather.- Weather Jokes

When there’s change in the weather.

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?

What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear.

A drizzly bear.

What do you get if you cross a shark with ice?

What do you get if you cross a shark with ice? Frostbite.

Frostbite.

What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job?

What is the worst type of weather to hire for a job? Lightning. It's always on strike!- Weather Jokes

Lightning. It’s always on strike!

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.

It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty, but he certainly had a great fall.- Weather Jokes

Why should you meditate during a storm?

Why should you meditate during a storm? It's an in-lightning experience!- Weather Jokes

It’s an in-lightning experience!

Why did the weather ask for privacy?

Why did the weather ask for privacy? It wanted to change.

It wanted to change.

What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxi cabs.- Weather Jokes

Hailing taxi cabs.

What happened to the snowman during the heat wave?

What happened to the snowman during the heat wave? He made a pool of himself.

He made a pool of himself.

How does a thunderstorm catch fish?

How does a thunderstorm catch fish? With a lightning rod.

With a lightning rod.

What do you call a snowstorm in a magical land?

What do you call a snowstorm in a magical land? The Blizzard of Oz.

The Blizzard of Oz.

What do you call an old snowman?

What do you call an old snowman? A puddle.- Weather Jokes

A puddle.

Why shouldn’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?

Why shouldn't you tell a joke while standing on ice? Because it might crack up.- Weather Jokes

Because it might crack up.

What did the rain say to the Earth?

What did the rain say to the Earth? I'm falling for you!

I’m falling for you!

What do you say on a snowy day?

What do you say on a snowy day? Snow problem!

Snow problem!

Why did the thermometer go to college?

Why did the thermometer go to college? It wanted a degree.- Weather Jokes

It wanted a degree.

Where does a snowman keep its money?

Where does a snowman keep its money? In a snowbank.

In a snowbank.

Why didn’t the icicle go to school?

Why didn't the icicle go to school? He's too cool for school.

He’s too cool for school.

Where do snowmen put their websites?

Where do snowmen put their websites? On the winternet.

On the winternet.

What do snowmen sleep on?

What do snowmen sleep on? A blanket of snow.- Weather Jokes

A blanket of snow.

What does the wind eat?

What does the wind eat? A wind meal.- Weather Jokes

A wind meal.

What’s the richest kind of air?

What's the richest kind of air? A billionaire.

A billionaire.

How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?

How do you find out the weather when you're on vacation? Go outside and look up.

Go outside and look up.

When are your eyes not eyes?

When are your eyes not eyes? When the wind makes them water.- Weather Jokes

When the wind makes them water.

What falls but never hits the ground?

What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.

The temperature.

Who does everyone listen to but no one believes?

Who does everyone listen to but no one believes? The weather reporter.

The weather reporter.

Why is the sun so smart?

Why is the sun so smart? Because it has over 5,000 degrees.

Because it has over 5,000 degrees.

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What is the best day to go to the beach? Sun-day, of course.- Weather Jokes

Sun-day, of course.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach? Because they peel.- Weather Jokes

Because they peel.

What did one raindrop say to the other?

What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company, three's a cloud.

“Two’s company, three’s a cloud.”

How did my cat know about tomorrow’s weather?

How did my cat know about tomorrow's weather? He looked at the fur-cast.

He looked at the fur-cast.

What type of humor does a dust storm have?

What type of humor does a dust storm have? A very dry sense of humor.- Weather Jokes

A very dry sense of humor.

What does a mountain wear on its head?

What does a mountain wear on its head? A snowcap.

A snowcap.

What do trees say after a long winter?

What do trees say after a long winter? What a re-leaf.

What a re-leaf.

Do you have any favorite weather jokes? Share them on the WeAreTeachers HELPLINE on Facebook.

Plus, check out our favorite jokes for kids about animals and science.

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